ALL POINTS BULLETIN
This baby is on the move.
If you see this baby, please alert the authorities.
Great care should be taken to keep small objects out of the hands of this dangerous criminal.
Hide jewelry if approaching the suspect.
A Hotline has been set up to assist the authorities with information about this baby's whereabouts.
Call 1-800-HOLY-SHIT if you have any information that might help authorities track and apprehend the suspect.
