Jonah Lisa Land

Sheriff's Log: RIP

No, not another Sheriff's Log post I'm afraid.  I know you've been wondering what happened to them.  Alas, the newspaper has stopped publishing them.  I have no idea why.  But for you loyal followers I did want to show you something...

I found them.

The elusive, roving, mini-horses of Teton Valley.  Kinda sad to see them behind a fence when we all know how much they long for freedom.

In lieu of Sheriff's Log posts I'll continue the new "Conversations with a 4-year-old" series every Wednesday. I can guarantee that kid won't stop saying wacky shit any time soon.

Sheriff's Log :: 46

SEPT. 28

10:28 a.m. A forest fire was reported.

10:32 p.m. A reckless driver in a white Jeep was reported.

SEPT. 29

11:55 a.m. A funeral escort was requested.

1:44 p.m. Malicious injury to property was reported after bus windows had rocks thrown through them.

11:11 p.m. Suspicious activity was reported.

SEPT. 30

10:33 a.m. Identity theft was reported.

10:49 a.m. A controlled fire was reported in Victor.

12:10 p.m. Illegal dumping was called in.

1:41 p.m. A road hazard was reported.

2:11 p.m. Narcotics were reported found.

8:12 p.m. A fire was reported on Packsaddle.

OCT. 1

8:28 a.m. One arrest occurred.

12:42 p.m. A dog bite was reported.

2:25 p.m. A barn fire was reported.

OCT. 2

4:21 a.m. A residence called to report sickness

8:51 a.m. A trailer house fire was reported.

8:33 p.m. Bullying was reported.

8:46 p.m. A deer was reported hit.

9:22 p.m. A lost dog was reported.

OCT. 3

6:26 p.m. A brush fire was reported in Tetonia.

8:05 p.m. A noise disturbance was reported.

 

Sheriff's Log :: 45

SEPT. 21

10:17 a.m. A yellow lab was reported found in Victor.

11:09 a.m. Suspicious activity was reported in Driggs.

11:58 a.m. A traffic complaint was reported at Pole Canyon.

12:29 p.m. Theft of a wedding ring was reported.

1:12 p.m. A hit and run accident was reported.

1:43 p.m. A reckless driver was reported in Victor.

2:51 p.m. A bike was reported stolen.

4:36 p.m. A controlled burn was reported.

SEPT. 22

6:22 p.m. Suspicious activity was reported in Driggs.

9:31 p.m. Harassment was reported after a boy received a threatening text message.

SEPT. 23

12:07 p.m. Theft of a 4-wheeler was reported.

2:44 p.m. A suspicious vehicle was reported.

3:26 p.m. Kids were reported smoking pot at the skate park.

4:13 p.m. Gang vandalism was reported.

10:22 p.m. A disturbance was reported at the Super 8 Motel.

SEPT. 24

9:20 a.m. Litter on the road was reported.

3:08 p.m. A disturbance was reported at the kindergarten.

9:25 p.m. A dog was reported missing.

SEPT. 25

11:49 a.m. Suspicious activity was reported in Victor.

3:54 p.m. Suspicious people taking photos were reported.

5:26 p.m. Bullying was reported at the high school.

8:48 p.m. Trespassing occurred.

10:23 p.m. A noise complaint was reported.

SEPT. 26

9:49 a.m. Joy riding was reported in Victor.

Sheriff's Log :: 44

SEPT 14

10:52 a.m. A resident called to report stolen auto parts.

1:14 p.m. A found handgun was reported.

2:44 p.m. Prescription drugs were reported stolen.

4:44 p.m. Shots were reported fired in Victor.

5:07 p.m. Trespassing was reported.

5:42 p.m. Harassment via text was reported.

6:24 p.m. A lightening fire was reported.

SEPT 15

4:11 p.m. A dog was found in Driggs.

8:35 p.m. Public assistance was requested.

10:03 p.m. A dog was found in Tetonia.

SEPT 16

12:39 a.m. Suspicious activity was reported in Victor.

1:04 a.m. A suspicious vehicle was reported at MD Nursery.

2:19 a.m. A dog disturbance was reported in Victor.

9:26 a.m. A fire was reported near Mud Lake.

3:10 p.m. A brush fire was reported.

3:16 p.m. Suspicious activity was reported.

3:22 p.m. Vandalism at Huntsman Springs was reported.

8:59 p.m. A brush fire was reported.

SEPT 17

1:20 p.m. An accident was reported at the post office in Driggs.

7:06 p.m. A horse was reported running loose.

7:16 p.m. Shots were reported fired in Victor.

7:23 p.m. Fraud was reported in Tetonia.

8:22 p.m. A disturbance was reported at the skate park.

9:27 p.m. A bad check was reported.

SEPT 19

1:29 a.m. A disturbance was reported in Driggs.

3:17 a.m. A horse was reported running loose.

5:16 p.m. A fight was reported in Victor.

7:19 p.m. An abandoned vehicle was reported.

SEPT 20

5:41 p.m. A noise complaint was called in.

Sheriff's Log :: 43

SEPT 7

1:52 a.m. Public assistance was requested for a sick resident.

9:25 a.m. Kids playing with the phone dialed 9-1-1.

1:11 p.m. Search and rescue was requested.

2:00 p.m. A purple van was reported weaving in and out of traffic.

3:50 p.m. A dog at large was called in.

5:55 p.m. A child was playing with the phone and dialed 9-1-1.

10:12 p.m. A fail to purchase occurred.

SEPT 8

12:56 a.m. A 9-1-1 hang up occurred.

9:38 a.m. A funeral escort was requested.

1:37 p.m. A wanted subject was reported.

3:09 p.m. Malicious injury to property was reported.

3:18 p.m. Vandalism to Victor mailboxes and signs was reported.

9:40 p.m. A lost wallet was reported.

SEPT 9

3:23 p.m. Suspicious activity was reported.

5:02 p.m. Malicious injury to property was reported at the Kwik Way.

5:56 p.m. A dog complaint was reported in Victor.

9:49 p.m. A disturbance was reported in Tetonia.

SEPT 10

11:10 a.m. Vehicles leaving the school during lunch hour were reported racing.

5:50 p.m. Kids playing with the phone dialed 9-1-1.

10:05 p.m. A disturbance was reported.

11:47 p.m. A reckless driver in Victor was called in.

SEPT 11

3:04 a.m. A moose caused a highway accident.

6:16 a.m. A cow caused a highway accident.

7:01 a.m. An accident was reported on Bates Road.

11:05 a.m. Suspicious activity was reported.

5:48 p.m. A reckless driver was reported in Tetonia.

9:29 p.m. A disturbance at the high school was reported.

9:30 p.m. A suspicious vehicle was reported.

10:10 p.m. A noise complaint was called in.

SEPT 12

11:07 a.m. A reckless driver was reported in Tetonia.

5:20 p.m. An abandoned vehicle was reported.

5:29 p.m. An abandoned vehicle was reported.

7:14 p.m. A lady and her kids used Super 8 motel’s pool and owner wanted charges pressed.

9:06 p.m. Fireworks were reported.

SEPT 13

5:41 p.m. A reckless driver was reported in Victor.

Sheriff's Log :: 42

AUG 17

12:40 p.m. Public assistance was requested when a woman called about her dog’s safety.

3:45 p.m. Suspicious activity was reported.

3:54 p.m. A reckless driver in a red car was reported in Tetonia.

9:17 p.m. An accident was reported on the Old Horseshoe Road in Driggs.

9:41 p.m. A resident called reporting someone in the basement.

AUG 18

6:44 p.m. Theft of irrigation parts was reported.

AUG 19

11:38 a.m. Malicious injury to property was reported after street lights were tampered with.

1:38 p.m. Illegal dumping was reported.

AUG 20

3:16 p.m. Theft petit occurred.

4:13 p.m. A hazard was reported in Driggs.

11:11 p.m. A disturbance by the new middle school was reported.

AUG 21

8:51 p.m. A road hazard was reported.

11:18 p.m. A fail to purchase occurred.

AUG 22

7:57 a.m. An abandoned vehicle was reported in Driggs.

9:57 a.m. Possession was reported.

7:15 p.m. Suspicious activity was reported.

AUG 23

12:47 a.m. Suspicious activity was reported.

7:06 a.m. A disturbance was reported after roosters wouldn’t stop crowing.

Sheriff's Log :: 41

I'm back in the saddle tomorrow folks! 
Thanks for your patience.

AUG 10

4:05 am      2 horses were on the road in Victor.

10:51 am    A paint truck was involved in an accident.

10:01 pm    Nude swimmers were reported at the Bates Bridge.

AUG 12

2:34 am      A visitor called for directions.

9:47 am      A draft horse 3-ring bit was reported lost in Driggs.

10:11 pm    A complaint about the noise coming from the concert at the Spud Dive-In eas called in.

AUG 13

9:32 am      A man called reporting that his sister tore off the roof of his trailer.

11:00 pm    After an employee was fired, they vandalized a building.

11:18 pm    A disturbance was reported when dogs wouldn't stop barking.

AUG 14

8:40 am    Suspicious activity was reported after a Demolition Derby car was was found flipped on its side.

3:39 pm    Illegal dumping was reported on a resident's back porch.

4:32 pm    Lost kes were reported.

AUG 15

8:44 am    Livestock were reported on the road.

12:12 pm   Harassment was reported after an ex-boyfriend threatened to tell the Sheriff's office about license plates that haven't been changed from Wyoming to Idaho.

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Since I've been away on my blogcation for a few weeks I wanted to toss out an extra tidbit to say thanks for waiting me out.  It's another amusing weekly feature from our small town newspaper.

This Week in Teton Valley

20 YEARS AGO...
      After a school board meeting, District  401 decided to purchase a garage for the bus.

40 YEARS AGO...
      Alfred Larsen was walking to milk his cow and saw a bolt of lightening hit and kill a $300 cow.

60 YEARS AGO...
      3 young musicians from Driggs and 1 from Tetonia participated in the 5th annual BYU summer festival

Sheriff's Log :: 40

AUG 3

9:30 a.m. A lost cell phone was reported.

10:59 a.m. Suspicious activity was reported.

11:57 a.m. Theft was reported after medication was stolen.

2:45 p.m. Illegal dumping was reported near the Daily Buzz.

AUG 4

10:41 a.m. A welfare check was requested after a daughter was reported missing from meetings.

11:04 a.m. A concerned resident reported suspicious activity.

11:51 a.m. Suspicious activity was reported at the Victor park.

3:42 p.m. Agency assistance was requested after a man fell from his horse.

4:39 p.m. Prescription drug theft was reported.

AUG 5

1:32 p.m. A child called and said, “Ohhhh, I’m under attack by robbers!” And then hung up.

5:17 p.m. An intoxicated subject on a bike was reported.

7:29 p.m. Theft of medication was reported.

9:21 p.m. Two missing people were reported in Wyoming.

10:01 p.m. A missing mule wearing a black halter was reported.

AUG 8

9:52 a.m. Burglary was reported after a storage unit was broken into.

1:13 p.m. Theft from Broulim’s was reported.

3:21 p.m. Suspicious activity was reported.

3:35 p.m. A fictitious license plate was reported.

7:44 p.m. Harassment was reported in Tetonia after a horse show.

9:30 p.m. Suspicious activity was reported.

AUG 9

10:04 p.m. A big white dog wearing a pink collar was reported found.

Sheriff's Log :: 39

JULY 27

11:07 am    Shots were heard fired from a blue trailer.

8:01 pm      Trespassing occurred in Felt.

10:41 pm    Juveniles were reported drawing with chalk on First Street, the caller had concerns of them being under the influence.

JULY 29

7:15 am      A dog killed eight chickens at a farm in Tetonia, and then got stuck in the coop.

11:34 am    Theft of road signs was reported.

JULY 30

9:38 pm     A silver Porche was reported driving out of control in Victor.     

JULY 31

11:13 pm   Special patrol near the Victor Church was requested.

AUGUST 2

12:23 am   Four horses were reported lose on the highway.

Sheriff's Log :: 38

I'm printing the Sheriff's report in its entirety this week. 
You'll see why. 
Someone is clearly not taking their job--um, entertaining us-- very seriously.

JULY 20

8:27 a.m. Vandalism

12:14 p.m. Accident

3:18 p.m. Alarm residence

5:56 p.m. Custodial interference

6:36 p.m. DUI report

9:01 p.m. Domestic

9:12 p.m. Traffic complaint

10:46 p.m. Disturbance

11:12 p.m. Burglary residence

JULY 21

12:28 p.m. Traffic complaint

1:23 p.m. Warrant arrest

5:19 p.m. Suspicious activity

6:14 p.m. Transport

6:14 p.m. Alarm — residence

JULY 22

2:43 p.m. Death

5:37 p.m. Unlawful entry

10:55 p.m. Suspicious activity

11:43 p.m. DUI arrest

6:19 p.m. Alarm fire

6:51 p.m. Ambulance

JULY 23

8:39 a.m. Civil dispute

8:52 a.m. Traffic complaint

9:28 a.m. Alarm bank

10:03 a.m. Fire

12:36 p.m. Accident

3:29 p.m. Civil standby

5:01 p.m. Animal — other

5:50 p.m. Wanted subject

7:24 p.m. Lost property

7:53 p.m. Domestic

8:38 p.m. DUI arrest

10:23 p.m. Disturbance

JULY 24

9:46 a.m. Harassment

12:06 p.m. VIN inspection

1:25 p.m. Traffic inspection

2:29 p.m. Accident

2:51 p.m. Illegal dumping

5:11 DUI arrest

8:53 p.m. ATV complaint

9:14 p.m. Traffic complaint

10:27 p.m. Domestic

11:29 Hitchhiker report

11:43 p.m. Accident

11:49 p.m. Missing person

JULY 25

12:29 a.m. Dog lost

2:21 a.m. Warrant arrest

4:59 a.m. Suspicious vehicle

2:15 p.m. Fish and game

4:27 p.m. Disturbance

4:45 p.m. Embezzlement

5:02 p.m. Battery

6:23 p.m. Welfare check

7:19 p.m. Unlawful entry

8:14 p.m. Wanted subject

9:42 p.m. Hazard

9:59 p.m. DUI felony

10:20 p.m. Disturbance

JULY 26

1:09 a.m. Transport

9:17 a.m. Accident

11:05 a.m. Traffic complaint

9:59 p.m. Fireworks

10:15 p.m. Disturbance

 I mean, come on!  Animal - Other?  That's it?  Oh well, I have it on good authority that things will be back to normal for next week's addition.